You know I dreamed about you
I missed you for 29 years







stephaniesearches:

In every picture of a dinosaur I’ve seen, they always look like they have just told a joke and are post-punch line. Just waiting for the other guy to get it. 



  304 notes30 Mar 13   

In my time working for the State Government, my job sent me to 46 cities in 11 years. I lived in villages with 8 people, farming communities, college towns… I was sent to every corner of Indiana. And then I came here and I realised that this whole time I was just wandering around everywhere just looking for you.

The things you have done for me, to help me, support me, surprise me, to make me happy…They’re all above and beyond what any person deserves. You’re all I need. And I love you and I like you.


janersm:

sexting-inchurch:

beautilation:

banasmagiccastle:

sarcasminc:

arigoato:

funny text posts arent my

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Puns like that could get you in

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give it a

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Yeah I think the joke might be falling

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This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music

It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that

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gyzym:

theanimalblog:

Picture: Kyle Moore

THRAAAAAAAAANDUIL
YOU CAN’T LEAVE ME OUT HERE THRAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDUIL
MIRKWOOD IS ALL I KNOOOOOOW

gyzym:

theanimalblog:

Picture: Kyle Moore

THRAAAAAAAAANDUIL

YOU CAN’T LEAVE ME OUT HERE THRAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDUIL

MIRKWOOD IS ALL I KNOOOOOOW


thedailywhat:

Posted Without Comment of the Day: Says @chiefbrody1984: “If you’ve seen a better picture of a dog dressed as two pirates carrying a treasure chest today, I don’t believe you.”
[unlikelywords]

thedailywhat:

Posted Without Comment of the Day: Says @chiefbrody1984: “If you’ve seen a better picture of a dog dressed as two pirates carrying a treasure chest today, I don’t believe you.”

[unlikelywords]


gigglemonster:

CHUCK
[Genreswap Edition]

Sarah Walker moves to California and meets a sweet, innocent computer nerd. She thinks she’s found the perfect friend. What she’s really found is the perfect nightmare. [Dun dun dun]

Made for the October challenge at LVI.

[DOWNLOAD | YOUTUBE]


   o      m      g      this is the best thing i have ever seen      tv: chuck      genre swap   

  368 notes30 Oct 11   

myhipsterhero:

The noise that just came out of my mouth was not human.


   oh      my      GOD      WHAT IS HAPPENING      holy fuck      this is the best thing i have ever seen      Seriously though      people: matt smith      omg   

  6,290 notes27 Oct 11   
veryoldandtheverylast:

animalstalkinginallcaps:

GARY! ARE YOU HOME? I CAN’T FIND MY SHOES, AND SOMEONE MOVED THE DOORKNOB! IS THIS EVEN YOUR HOUSE? GARY!
… GARY!
EVERYTHING SMELLS LIKE VODKA AND I WANT MY SHOES!
GARY WHERE IS YOUR DOORKNOB!
ALLIGAAAAAAAAAATOR TEEEEEEEEEEAAAARRRRRS.

O_O

veryoldandtheverylast:

animalstalkinginallcaps:

GARY! ARE YOU HOME? I CAN’T FIND MY SHOES, AND SOMEONE MOVED THE DOORKNOB! IS THIS EVEN YOUR HOUSE? GARY!

… GARY!

EVERYTHING SMELLS LIKE VODKA AND I WANT MY SHOES!

GARY WHERE IS YOUR DOORKNOB!

ALLIGAAAAAAAAAATOR TEEEEEEEEEEAAAARRRRRS.

O_O


rooty-tooty-point-and-shooty:

thefaceofbro:

muchadoaboutcassie:

lizsnivellus:

acciodoctorboosh:

shutupandgetinthetardis:

acciodoctorboosh:

I can see the Doctor singing “I’ll Make a Man Out of You” to all his companions when he teaches them the ins and outs of time travel. Or maybe a time traveler out of you. I have the weirdest mind.

I’d like to apologize for the following but no, you don’t have a weird mind, see, mine does it too.
*Drum intro*
TenLet’s get down to businessTo see time and spaceWelcome to the TARDISYou should see your face
You’re just a gawping human girlBut you can bet before we’re throughI’ll make the best Companion out of you
The Universe is quite bigBut it’s brilliant tooReally, just don’t do thatMy clever talking will see us through
You’re an awkward loud stumbling EarthlingAnd you haven’t got a clueBut I’ll still make a Companion out of youRoseI’m never gonna leave your side MarthaSay goodbye to med school for meDonnaWhy has it got twelve arms but not any hands?
RoseIt won’t ever end, this ride
MarthaI swear he only looks right through meDonna Oi, what d’you mean by that, Space Man?WomenCompanionsTenYou must be swift as these converse sneakers
WomenCompanionsTenAnd try to keep up with my massive IQCompanionsCompanionsTenWith all these settings on my sonic screwdriverThere is so much more to see, to say, to do!
Time and space before usThere’s so much to seeYou’d better love the runningNow let’s allons-yThere are times when everybody livesBut not very often, it’s trueTimes like these make a Companion out of you
WomenCompanions
TenYou must be swift as these converse sneakers
WomenCompanionsTen And try to keep up with my massive IQWomenCompanionsTenWith all these settings on my sonic screwdriverThere is so much more to see, to say, to do!
AllCompanions
All (a capella)We are as swift as his converse sneakersCompanionsWe do our best with that enormous IQCompanionsLearn some of the settings on the sonic screwdriverAllThere’s always so much more to see, to say, to do
I’m so sorry, I really am. I wrote it in fifteen minutes don’t juuuudge meeee.

 I finally saw this xD oh my gosh its amazingly perfect

Oh my god *applauds*


THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER READ

I am crying.

this is the most beautiful thing. ever.

rooty-tooty-point-and-shooty:

thefaceofbro:

muchadoaboutcassie:

lizsnivellus:

acciodoctorboosh:

shutupandgetinthetardis:

acciodoctorboosh:

I can see the Doctor singing “I’ll Make a Man Out of You” to all his companions when he teaches them the ins and outs of time travel. Or maybe a time traveler out of you. I have the weirdest mind.

I’d like to apologize for the following but no, you don’t have a weird mind, see, mine does it too.

*Drum intro*

Ten
Let’s get down to business
To see time and space
Welcome to the TARDIS
You should see your face

You’re just a gawping human girl
But you can bet before we’re through
I’ll make the best Companion out of you

The Universe is quite big
But it’s brilliant too
Really, just don’t do that
My clever talking will see us through

You’re an awkward loud stumbling Earthling
And you haven’t got a clue
But I’ll still make a Companion out of you

Rose
I’m never gonna leave your side

Martha
Say goodbye to med school for me

Donna
Why has it got twelve arms but not any hands?

Rose
It won’t ever end, this ride

Martha
I swear he only looks right through me

Donna
Oi, what d’you mean by that, Space Man?

Women

Companions

Ten
You must be swift as these converse sneakers

Women
Companions

Ten
And try to keep up with my massive IQ

Companions
Companions

Ten
With all these settings on my sonic screwdriver
There is so much more to see, to say, to do!

Time and space before us
There’s so much to see
You’d better love the running
Now let’s allons-y

There are times when everybody lives
But not very often, it’s true
Times like these make a Companion out of you

Women
Companions

Ten
You must be swift as these converse sneakers

Women
Companions

Ten
And try to keep up with my massive IQ

Women
Companions

Ten
With all these settings on my sonic screwdriver
There is so much more to see, to say, to do!

All
Companions

All (a capella)
We are as swift as his converse sneakers
Companions
We do our best with that enormous IQ
Companions
Learn some of the settings on the sonic screwdriver

All
There’s always so much more to see, to say, to do

I’m so sorry, I really am. I wrote it in fifteen minutes don’t juuuudge meeee.

 I finally saw this xD oh my gosh its amazingly perfect

Oh my god *applauds*

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER READ

I am crying.

this is the most beautiful thing. ever.


   oh      my      god      perfection      PERFECTION RIGHT THERE      THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN      tv: doctor who   

  9,436 notes25 Mar 11