how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
(Source: amoracomplex)
sUP FRANCE YA’LL READY TO BE FREE
(Source: montparnnasse)
is ur name wifi because i’m feeling the connection
(Source: pradar)

#selfie #nomakeup #justwokeup #lol
#vintage #cute #nofilter #xo
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
what if ducks threw bread back at you
you’d have to duck
this is one of those posts that makes you step back and re-examine your entire worldview
LES MIS: WHAT THEY WERE REALLY THINKING
dont worry guys this is so legit gladiator would never lie to me
eating is so badass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours later you absorb its essence and transform it in energy just wow
That is the most metal thing I have ever read in my whole life.