it’s weird how people say “follow your dreams” instead of “follow your ambitions” because once i had a dream where i worked for a place that tried to genetically engineer ducks to speak english except the ducks only criticized people’s fashion sense
please follow your dream
"boys won’t want you if you don’t shave"
joke’s on you boys already don’t want me
lemme just change into my pajamas. the ol PJs. jammies. lil jammy jammers. jam jams. my sleeper slippers + hush bonnet. dream garb. slumber pumps. nightmare raiment. hypnic haltertop. gotta go for a snooze cruise w/ my sleep peeps
how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
#selfie #nomakeup #justwokeup #lol
#vintage #cute #nofilter #xo
what if ducks threw bread back at you
you’d have to duck
this is one of those posts that makes you step back and re-examine your entire worldview
LES MIS: WHAT THEY WERE REALLY THINKING
dont worry guys this is so legit gladiator would never lie to me
A poster inspired by the accents and dialects that make up the United Kingdom