veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

(Source: amoracomplex)

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

wellokay:

#goddamn ringwraith you are a fucking dumbass shit #what’s the point of being immortal if you can’t even sense four fucking hobbits underneath a tree? #your performance meeting this quarter is not going to be pleasant i’ll tell you that much #better not show up to minas morgul for a while after this

#he’ll probably be demoted to Dementor

hughskinnner:

sUP FRANCE YA’LL READY TO BE FREE

(Source: montparnnasse)

pradar:

is ur name wifi because i’m feeling the connection

(Source: pradar)

riddle-my-hiddles:

thebloggerbloggerfun:

#selfie #nomakeup #justwokeup #lol

#vintage #cute #nofilter #xo

dracomafloy:

#THE CHEW OF RAGE

(Source: doctorwhos)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

castiels-feathery-butt:

tyflowsion:

what if ducks threw bread back at you

you’d have to duck

this is one of those posts that makes you step back and re-examine your entire worldview

rrueplumet:

LES MIS: WHAT THEY WERE REALLY THINKING 
dont worry guys this is so legit gladiator would never lie to me

(Source: justinrripley)

betype:

A poster inspired by the accents and dialects that make up the United Kingdom

supermortalwhopotterlock:

#and he never forgave #and he never forgot

(Source: hannily)

mayonneighs:

photoshoppedreality:

hussiescondensedevil:

eating is so badass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours later you absorb its essence and transform it in energy just wow

That is the most metal thing I have ever read in my whole life.

enjolcats: