“Just once I’d like to be able to say, ‘Yeah, I’m not feeling so good, my leg is haunted.’”
Character Photoset: Chandler Bing
Handle? I can handle it. Handle is my middle name. Well, actually its the middle part of my first name.
My brain is a wild jungle full of scary gibberish. I’m writing a letter, I can’t write a letter, why can’t I write a letter? I’m wearing a green dress, I wish I was wearing my blue dress, my blue dress is at the cleaners. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue, ‘Casablanca’ is such a good movie. Casablanca, the White House, Bush. Why don’t I drive a hybrid car? I should really drive a hybrid car. I should really take my bicycle to work. Bicycle, unicycle, unitard. Hockey puck, rattlesnake, monkey, monkey, underpants!
Tom: You’re like a nerd mixed with a dork or something.
Ben: Tom! Star Wars is not that nerdy!
Leslie: No! Star Wars is not that nerdy!
Ben: It’s not, everyone’s seen it…
Leslie: Everyone’s seen it!
LESLIE; Hey, Ron. You want me to read you what I have so far of my welcome letter? [shows the blank piece of paper] Nothing. Cause you and your jerk predecessors didn’t give me anything to work with.
RON; Did you print this out? I heard the printer going.
RON; You could have just handed me a blank piece of paper.
LESLIE; Oh. Wisdom! Finally.
Parks and Recreation, 2x20 Summer Catalog