on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well would you deal with losing your right hand
or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well do you deal with latent sexual feelings for your sister
or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jamie lannister how well would you deal with your dad being an utter bastard with unresolved issues about the death of his wife
I hate it when people make Star Wars puns for Alderaan reasons
And I was a little kid, not yet desensitized to violence […] Jabba’s death scene freaked the hell out of me. It wasn’t a clean blaster shot to the chest or a slice from a lightsaber that sent sparks flying or made you turn invisible. There were struggles, and flailing, and twitching limbs. The shots are close-ups, and very dark—it’s vicious, and vengeful, and physical, and very very personal.
So for me, wearing that gold bikini does not mean Here I am, a sexy toy for your amusement and gratification.
To me, that gold bikini says, If you fuck with me, I will end you."
Recut Movie Trailer of the Day: You Saw This Coming of the Day: Star Wars, JJ Abrams Edition
Check out this fan-made trailer of Star Wars cut in the style of JJ Abrams, who has been chosen by to direct the next sequel of the space opera franchise.
They never had a roof and four walls but they were never in fact homeless
John Williams - “Cantina Band”
I don’t like bars because I can’t find one that plays this on a loop.