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   THE GREATEST      did he eat a heart?      i don't know      THE BEST      FUCK      tv: parks and recreation   

  2,369 notes26 May 13   

Lemony Snicket has the best analogies: 

ruefle:

  • Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.” 
  • “Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like.”
  • “I will love you as the iceberg loves the ship, and the passengers love the lifeboat and the lifeboat loves the teeth of the sperm whale, and the sperm whale loves the flavor of naval uniforms.”
  • A library is like an island in the middle of a vast sea of ignorance, particularly if the library is very tall and the surrounding area has been flooded.”
  • “Miracles are like pimples, because once you start looking for them, you’ll find more than you ever imagined possible.”

   it's true      THE BEST      author: lemony snicket      quotations: books      queue   

  27,946 notes28 Apr 13   

   THE BEST      I FUCKING LOVE PARALLELS      tv: doctor who   

  1,554 notes23 Apr 13   
moeoftoe:


Sophie Turner, Emmys’ Game of Thrones panel

 #i hope they use this picture as the cover for the last book

moeoftoe:

Sophie Turner, Emmys’ Game of Thrones panel

 


   OMG YES      the best      people: sophie turner      tv: game of thrones   

  6,382 notes05 Apr 13   

"Loss is the heart of the show — there have been more tears shed or choked back here, surely, than in any other science fiction series — and there are episodes I cannot re-watch unless I am in a mood to weep myself. Loss — and the connection that loss requires — that’s what powers “Doctor Who.”"


   UGH THIS SHOW      the best      quotations: people      tv: doctor who   

  1,935 notes04 Apr 13   

   the BEST      monty python   

  3,538 notes02 Apr 13   
samandriel:

zuviosgemini:

seekerheels:

GUYS LOOK AT FILI
BILBO JUST TOLD TROLLS TO SKIN THE DWARVES
AND FILI IS SO ANGRY 
HE TRIES TO BITE HIS ANKLES
oMG

Oh my fucking god. I can’t breathe. Does anyone else see Thorin’s scream of rage and then his useless flailing?

Balin in the back is like WHAT DID YOU SAY BOY

samandriel:

zuviosgemini:

seekerheels:

GUYS LOOK AT FILI

BILBO JUST TOLD TROLLS TO SKIN THE DWARVES

AND FILI IS SO ANGRY 

HE TRIES TO BITE HIS ANKLES

oMG

Oh my fucking god. I can’t breathe. Does anyone else see Thorin’s scream of rage and then his useless flailing?

Balin in the back is like WHAT DID YOU SAY BOY


   omg      the best      movie: the hobbit   

  33,015 notes02 Apr 13   

est-offensa-et-mirari:

deppsydoodle:

deppsydoodle:

why is peter pan always flying?

he neverlands

I love this joke because it never grows old


if you don’t think parks and recreation is the happiest show on earth then i’m sorry, you’re just wrong.



   THE BEST      OH MY GOD      tv: parks and recreation   

  9,908 notes15 Mar 13   

They always give an ultimatum.


   the f word. you have one day.      THE BEST      god      i miss you :(      tv: the office   

  390 notes13 Mar 13   

   THE BEST      tv: parks and recreation   

  667,685 notes13 Feb 13