Lemony Snicket has the best analogies: 

ruefle:

• “Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.” 
• “Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like.”
• “I will love you as the iceberg loves the ship, and the passengers love the lifeboat and the lifeboat loves the teeth of the sperm whale, and the sperm whale loves the flavor of naval uniforms.”
• “A library is like an island in the middle of a vast sea of ignorance, particularly if the library is very tall and the surrounding area has been flooded.”
• “Miracles are like pimples, because once you start looking for them, you’ll find more than you ever imagined possible.”

(Source: valiantchild)

moeoftoe:

Sophie Turner, Emmys’ Game of Thrones panel

 #i hope they use this picture as the cover for the last book

(Source: sansasnark)

"Loss is the heart of the show — there have been more tears shed or choked back here, surely, than in any other science fiction series — and there are episodes I cannot re-watch unless I am in a mood to weep myself. Loss — and the connection that loss requires — that’s what powers “Doctor Who."

(Source: wrong-url-motherfucker)

samandriel:

zuviosgemini:

seekerheels:

GUYS LOOK AT FILI

BILBO JUST TOLD TROLLS TO SKIN THE DWARVES

AND FILI IS SO ANGRY 

HE TRIES TO BITE HIS ANKLES

oMG

Oh my fucking god. I can’t breathe. Does anyone else see Thorin’s scream of rage and then his useless flailing?

Balin in the back is like WHAT DID YOU SAY BOY

(Source: mcavoiding)

est-offensa-et-mirari:

deppsydoodle:

deppsydoodle:

why is peter pan always flying?

he neverlands

I love this joke because it never grows old

if you don’t think parks and recreation is the happiest show on earth then i’m sorry, you’re just wrong.

They always give an ultimatum.

(Source: dundermifflinscranton)

penandpage:

#it’s been ten years #but i’ll be damned if any of you say this isn’t the most swagtastic entrence #that you have ever seen #in your goddamn life

‘Miranda’ 3x01