Guys, hey, guys. Do you remember that time that Coulson called Natasha and she ended up forming the Avengers?  Remember how she did that by digging up Bruce Banner and introducing Steve to him then was the voice of reason when Tony and Steve were bickering and then how she brought Clint back from being mind controlled so that they can be a team? Remember that? Remember how the Black Widow out smarted a god? Remember that time she kept her shit together when the Hulk attacked her, even though she was really scared? Remember when she knocked an alien off his flying scooter and figured out how to drive it despite it being extrateresstrial tech, then got her ass up to the top of Stark Tower, found Loki’s staff and saved the world from being invaded by turning off the machine?

Remember how she was the central character of the whole freaking movie?

(Source: iamnevertheone)

when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this

most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy

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iloveyouandilikeyou:

Jim O’Heir pulled a Jerry in announcing this to his facebook friends.

nicotinecumberpatch:

bartowski:

printers are fucking awful

it’s 2012 so

1. why do they still make so much noise
2. why are they so pushy and impatient
3. why is it that printer ink costs more than printers themselves
4. why can’t they just wait for two seconds until you load more paper before going into some sort of mid-life crisis during which they try to re-evaluate their entire lives before collapsing

#we were supposed to have flying cars

j-anetsnakehole:

#amy poehler

on the first day of school 

• teacher: name five things about you that most people don't know about you
• me thinking: otps, gay fanfics, blogging all night, fangirling, fandoms, book series, marathons of my favorite tv show, unhealthy obsession with middle aged celebs, band members, ships, movies, british actors, my best friend lives across the world, band merch, post concert depression, gay ships, food, fan art.
• me: i have a sibling, 2 pets, my favorite color is blue, my favorite subject is lunch, and i like to watch tv

"Slut-shaming collapses the complexity of another person onto a single dimension. But even more so, given how slut-shaming is used to control and shame all women regardless of their sexual practices or desires, it conflicts directly with respecting them. If you say that you respect women, then you need to respect all women, no matter how many sexual partners she has, her relationship choices, or how she enjoys sex. Otherwise, you’re saying that your respect is something that someone has to buy. I don’t think that that’s really respect at all."

"Never underestimate the huge middle finger you are giving to the world when you make peace with your body."

Now that’s the stuff that dreams are made of.

(Source: possibilityofmagic)