the-absolute-funniest-posts:

(Source: sydney-classof13)

(Source: bartony)

• my parents: You're so cute, and anyone would be lucky to date you.
• people online: You're so cute, and anyone would be lucky to date you.
• people at school/in real life: Fuck you, you're ugly.

What being teenager is supposed to be like… 

ourtangledbones:

Parties every weekend…

Flirting with cute boys…

Being constantly chased by guys…

Dramatically telling off dumb bitches.

What being a teenager is actually like…

Spending friday nights in your room…

Stalking boys on facebook…

Getting rejected by aforementioned boys…

Telling all your friends you’re going on a diet, but going home and doing this. ^

fujiidom:

eriklehnsherr / ohheywow:

Just give me all of the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait, I worry what you just heard was, “Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.” What I said was, “Give me ALL the bacon and eggs you have.” Do you understand?

distantheartbeats:

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I’m reading a goddamn book, thank you very much.

Relevant. 

(Source: xkcd.com)

vargesz:

Preparing to a date Chuck Bartowski edition

My face in every single math lesson I’ve ever had. 

(Source: bradolf)

phoebe-noble:

(Source: flapperorslapper)

When someone asks you when you’re going to get a boyfriend 

…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”

(Source: twistedimagination)