tan almost everywhere
Jan almost everywhere
OKAY BUT EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING SO MUCH
I am moving to a new flat starting TOMORROW and I’ve still got to pack e v e r y t h i n g and my moving boxes are trying to kill me (I had a dream last night that boxes and blue IKEA bags were dancing around me while I got clobbered by a box of books) and it’s a lot
and at work yesterday I cut half my arm open on a sharp corner and this customer got really freaked out and kept apologizing even though it was my fault and it was pretty funny, and then it rained so much you would have thought the apocalypse was coming and there were thunderstorms and hailing and driving was the MOST FUN except not
and now suddenly I found out that my grandma gave me 1000€ to buy myself a new computer because apparently she doesn’t need the money (????) SO NOW I HAVE LITERALLY A SMALL FORTUNE TO SPEND ON A COMPUTER aaagh oh god I AM SO EXCITED I was so limited by my tiny budget but i really need a really good computer for all my uni work and film things AND NOW I CAN GET ONE and oh god it’s just
it’s all happening at the same time and i am SO EXCITED but SUPER OVERWHELMED
also it doesn’t help that I’ve got work on Friday evening, all of Saturday and all of Sunday, so I get to kind of casually move everything I own when I can spare the time from working at IKEA selling stuff to other people who are moving
IT’S ALL JUST A LOT YOU GUYS
2009 me would think that 2014 me was hot and thats all that matters
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE HELP ME PACK BECAUSE I APPARENTLY CAN’T DO IT
I’m moving in three days and all I’ve gotten into a box is the stuff that was in my desk, BUT THERE ARE STILL THREE ROOMS TO PACK UP AND ALL I’M DOING IS SITTING HERE PLAYING 2048 AND SPECIFICALLY AVOIDING LOOKING AT THE BOXES
I’M GOING TO END UP CARRYING MY BOOKSHELVES OUT WITH EVERYTHING STILL IN THEM god packing is the worst
Now you’ve hit a wall and it’s not your fault
my dear, my dear, my dear.
going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face
can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?
you bet jurassican
i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations
Rivers and Roads - The Head and the Heart
Nothing is as it has been
And I miss your face like hell
[Adam] is really generous and kind and like a real pro. And by “pro” I mean prostitute. He’s such a wonderful, kind, and funny male prostitute.
"No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world."
Robin Williams ( July 21st 1951 - August 11th 2014)